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Customer Complaints 2026

Side effects of upgrading Dada to Version 2026 may include the following.

Please note: Our support team is overwhelmed and underqualified.

Real complaints from real users. Mostly ignored.

Complaint #20261

Issue:

Dada physically sits at the dining table but mentally lives inside 14 AI tabs.

Details:

Family attempted conversation during dinner.
Dada responded with:

“Mm hmm… that’s scalable…”

We are unsure if he heard anything after that.

Status:

Under investigation.

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black and white robot toy on red wooden table

Complaint #20266

Issue:

Dada has become “too healthy.”

Details:

Family attempted to eat dessert peacefully.

Dada suddenly appeared saying:

“Do you know how much sugar is in that?”

Children and Mommy traumatized.

Status:

Trust levels affected.

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topless man in black shorts

Complaint #20268

Status:

Dada still watches cat videos despite becoming highly optimized.

Status:

For someone trying to conquer longevity and AI,
he still loses productivity to:

  • fat cats falling

  • emotional rescue videos

  • cats making strange noises

Honestly reassuring.

Status:

Approved behavior.

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a close up of a cat's face with a blurry background

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