“Dada is SUPER strong. He can carry me with one arm, throw me in the pool, chase me around the house, and still somehow type on his laptop at the same time. I think he has hidden powers.”

— @DengDengChaos

★★★★★

5 Star

Rainbow Smiley Face Video for Dada!

Welcome to:

“DADA’S HUMAN MONKEY BAR EXPERIENCE”

Safety Rating:

❌ Not approved by Mummy
✅ Approved by Deng Deng

THINGS I USE DADA FOR

• Monkey bars

• Climbing station

• Wrestling opponent

• Emergency pillow

• Swimming launcher

• Tickle victim

• Tickle monster

• Human jungle gym

DADA’S SPECIAL POWERS

Strength Mode 💪

Can carry:

• groceries

• children

• laptops

• business ideas

• emotional damage
  all at once.

Longevity Mode 🧬

Dada wants to live until 150 years old.

This means:

• healthy food

• workouts

• mysterious supplements

• random lectures about sugar

• saying things like “recovery matters”

Still eats Char Siew though.
Thank goodness.

THINGS I LIKE ABOUT DADA

• He plays with me even when tired

• He makes boring things fun

• He laughs really loudly

• He lets me climb all over him

• He is always funny somehow

• He is strong like a superhero

• He still acts young even though he is old-ish

BUGS DETECTED

• Laptop addiction

• Too many tabs open

• Makes weird sounds

• Tickle attacks

• Watches cat videos

• Says “That’z riiiiiight” strangely

• Randomly becomes motivational

IMPORTANT DISCOVERY

I think Dada secretly likes making us laugh more than anything else.

Even when he’s busy.
Even when he’s working.
Even when he’s serious about AI empire stuff.

He still becomes silly with us.

That’s why I think:

Dada is the funnest adult in the world.

FINAL MESSAGE

Dear Dada,

Thank you for:

• carrying me

• playing with me

• making me laugh

• being super strong

• and letting me turn you into a climbing frame.

Please continue surviving until 150 years old.

I still need monkey bars.

Love,

Deng Deng 🐒