Limited edition! This product is one-of-a-kind and already owned by kayne, Mya, Ayden & mummy

CK - The Ultimate Dada Edition

Model No.: DADA-2025

Limited Edition | One-of-a-Kind | Always in Underwear

From the creators of legendary dad jokes and Maggi noodles comes CK – The Ultimate Dada Edition.

Bilingual, trilingual, sometimes quad-lingual. Fluent in Singlish, Hokkien, Mandarin, American-English, Thai-accented English… and Dad logic.

He flexes. He jokes. He eats Char Siew like a champion.

Engineered for maximum laughter and warm cuddles, with built-in massage-seeking radar and an endless playlist of funny cat videos.

Maggi Chef Pro Max™: Will whip up instant noodles with Olympic-level pride.
Mood Booster 9000: Can turn any boring day into a comedy show.
Built-In Karaoke Mode: Especially active when no one asks.
Workout Mode (Underwear Edition™): Engaged daily. Sunglasses optional.
Multi-Accent AI: Switches between Thai uncle, Singlish kopi uncle, and Netflix-American effortlessly.

1× Dada (aka CK)
May or may not be wearing pants. No refunds.
3× Built-In Fans
Kan Kan (the manager), Boo Boo (the boss), Deng Deng (the chaos agent)
1× Super Wife
Warranty non-transferable.
Unlimited Dad Jokes
Use with caution. Groaning may occur.
Free Hugs
Sneak attack mode activated at random. No escape.
Suspicious Amount of Chocolate Wrappers
No one knows when or how they got there. Not even him.
Annoying Sound Generator™
Emits “Ah hah ah hah mm hmm mm hmm” and other untraceable noises.
Instant Human Instrument Mode
Your thigh is now a guitar. Your belly? Drum set. Welcome to the band.
Tickle Monster Powers
Can detect exposed feet from 3 rooms away. You’ve been warned.

May cause excessive laughter, sudden tickle attacks, and spontaneous dad singing strange songs and robot dancing.
Requires regular massages and chocolate bribery to maintain peak performance.